Game Guide:
Introduction
Turns & Reserves
Credits

Characters:
Strippers
Bouncers
Customers
Informants
Admins

Events:
Promote your club
Search for strippers
Search for bouncers
Produce items
Lap Dance
Travel Agency
Attacking

Items:
Items
Weapons
Rides

Misc:
Stripper Happiness
Bouncer Happiness
Customer Happiness




Introduction
Hittin' The Clubs is a massive, online, multiplayer text based game. You are a Club owner with the #1 goal to be the best in town and rise above your competition. With strippers and customers to generate your income, and with bouncers to protect your club at all costs. To become big in this business you will have to learn how to keep your employees and customers happy. This can be done by purchasing certain items, and avoiding certain events. This game is fairly simple, highly addictive and very fun.

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Turns & Reserves
Every action you perform in the game will probably require the use of some turns. For example: to attack someone, it requires 2 turns. Every 10 minutes you will receive a certain amount of turns, depending on the round's settings. Each round, you also start off with a given amount of reserves. Reserves are also basically turns, except reserves can be saved for later untill you decide to use them.

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Credits
If you have credits in your account, you can convert them into reserves for use in a round that you specify. There are limits to how many credits you can add to a round, depending on the game settings. Credits can also be used to reset attacks and to change your in round manager name amongst other things. Credits can be bought and they can be won.

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Strippers
Strippers are important because they keep your customers happy, which generate the main source of income into your club. The more cash you get, the more bouncers you can hire, and you will be able to purchase better weapons for them. It is also a good idea to keep your strippers happy. You do this by keeping a good stock of panties, speed and lingerie. If your strippers start to become unhappy they will quit their jobs, or maybe even be stolen from you by other club owners, so watch out!

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Bouncers
Bouncers are an important part of your club. Your strippers like them because they keep them protected from customers. Bouncers can also produce massive amounts of items if they are happy enough. To keep your bouncers happy, keep a good stock of weapons and steroids to keep em buff.

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Customers
Customers are another important part of your club. The more customers you get the more money your business will bring in. More people will see how well your business is doing and want to come to your club.

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Informants
Informants are there to help you spy on your rival club owners. When attacking another player you have the option to send an informant into his club which will bring you back some of their vital information which you could potentially use against them such as their gun count, cash on hand, etc.

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Admins
Respect your admins. They monitor your actions and make sure everyone is playing fair. It's best to stay on the Admin's good side. If you have any problems, find a bug in the game or a game abuser, let them know by leaving a message under the support link within the round page on the left hand side.

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Promoting your Club
To promote your club you must first buy one at the start of every round, after which you may promote your club to gain new customers. The more customers you have the more that will want to come to you club.

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Searching for Strippers
To search for employees you must first buy a club at the start of every round, after which you may search for strippers to join your business. This is an important one, the more strippers you have employed the more cash your club will bring in.

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Searching for Bouncers
To search for employees you must first buy a club at the start of every round, after which you may search for bouncers to join your business. Bouncers are important as they protect you from rival club owners that may want to take you out. Bouncers also increase the flow of new employees and customers which is always a good thing. You may also hire bouncers for a fee by using the "Hire" link.

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Producing Items
Its not always best to purchase your items. Sometimes the cheapest way to get items is to produce them. Remember, the happier your bouncers are, the more items they can produce.

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Lap Dance
Not making enough money? Few turns left? Try makin your strippers work by giving the customers what they want.

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Travel Agency
With this you may travel around town to check out other peoples clubs. Tired of the same manager attacking you? Try travelling to another city to get away. Or, the opposite, use this feature to move to their area to attack them. Managers cannot attack each other if they are not in the same part of town.

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Items and Drugs
The items below are required if you are going to keep your strippers happy. Its a good idea to have a nice stock of each item.

Panties - Prevents strippers from quitting there jobs
Lingerie - Prevents strippers from qutting there jobs.
Speed - Strippers go nuts over this shit. With speed, you can steal and kill them by making them overdose.
Steroids - Thugs need there steroids if they're going to work. Thugs without steroids become unhappy.
Beer - Customers need their beer to watch the strippers. Customers without beer become unhappy.

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Weapons
You will find that there are several types of weapons in this game. Each weapon has its price, and each weapon has its damage. Sometimes you can't always afford the best. You will need at least 1 weapon per bouncer in order to keep them happy.

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Rides
There are 4 types of rides in Hittin The Clubs: Crotch Rockets, Cadillac's, limousines and buses. Each ride can hold a certain amount of bouncers. Rides can be used to travel and to attack the other clubs.

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Attacking
Im not going to go into do much detail here, but there are many different types of attacks in HTC. To attack a player, go to the ranks, find the manager you want to attack and click on his name. When are you viewing his profile, click on attack!!!. If you see Out of Range, you may not attack this manager due to him being in another city or there is too large a difference in your networths. You may only attack other club managers that are within 50%-200% of your own worth.

Home Invasions - Most common attack done by managers. Invade your enemy's club!
Drive-by - This attack is sort of like home invasion, except the enemy has a harder time killing your bouncers in the drive-by.
Jacking Rides - In order to steal someones rides, you will need to make sure enough of his bouncers are dead.
Stealing Strippers - Try sending some speed to your enemies strippers as a bribe or send larger amounts to kill them by making them overdose. Maybe they will join you instead if you offer up the right bribe.
Stealing Bouncers - Try sending over some steroids to your enemies bouncers, They could like what they get.....
Stealing Customers - Think your beer tastes better at your club? Try your luck!

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Stripper Happiness
Keeping a good stock of Lingerie, speed and panties should keep your strippers happy enough. If you attack too much, they will become unhappy and wont be happy again untill you let your attacks drop down a bit.

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Bouncer Happiness
A bouncer is not a bouncer without something to defend himself. Make sure you have a weapon for each one of your bouncers. They also enjoy steroids to keep em buff.

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Customer Happiness
Customers come in to see some strippers and get drunk, make sure you keep em well supplied with both or else they may walk out on you.


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